魔王（remix) feat. 天才熊 @[email protected]

我看犯罪心理的状态就像那个梗图：men re hot women are hot why is everyone hot global warming.jpg

Ts 新专的my pick!

吃完饭镇定地离开餐厅，服务员一路送到门口
服务员：吃好了吗
我：吃好了
服务员：吃了什么呀
我：？（怎么还有提问环节
我：吃了海鸭汤和海肠捞饭
服务员：喜欢吗
我：挺喜欢的（加快离开的脚步

看迷宫饭的有些瞬间会感觉到看合同的乐趣…看见写得很好的合同会很开心，去梳理编织条款之间的逻辑以及整个搭建完成的网的周全程度，而自己如果是拟定合同的人会从哪些角度考虑，会怎么安排条款的逻辑顺序。看迷宫饭时也能感觉到，食物的处理原理其实无论从哪种文化哪种环境里都是依循大体相似的逻辑，肉类的处理，去腥、调味、把握生熟的分寸、与其他食材调料的搭配，做汤时淀粉类作物的存在、增鲜、提味、炖煮到什么程度来最大地提升各类食材的均匀，蔬菜的烹饪方式与切割处理的方式搭配，诸如此类，做饭本身也是让人感受到平衡的很好的方式，能够感受到协调、秩序以及最后吃到很好吃的一餐。看迷宫饭时忍不住也一直想如果是我的话，会怎么料理这些魔物，每种成为食材的魔物在现实里也有相当近似的食材，迷宫饭大概是现实里最适合复刻为每日料理的作品了。烹饪思路质朴且实用，而且能感觉到对食材的兴趣、对料理探索的兴趣，嗯嗯！

loml听得停不下来

玩另一个游戏时划过街霸六，看见自己游玩时长481个小时，大概快两周没玩过了，回想起当时觉得有所触动的瞬间现在也像是隔着磨砂玻璃看视力表一样知道它在那里但已经模糊且有了距离，于是更加觉得自己当时的沉浸是正确且幸运的，简直是将自己抛掷在其中……而我确实也如自己所想的那样，抓住了这样的timing。今晚又在想一些告别的事，是不是很多事情的原理都相似，它们最终会流淌而去，会让曾经你含泪感怀的瞬间在未来的漫长时间里会有不再能共鸣的那一天，但人的记忆与人的选择在这样已经“不再如那般”的节点上反而格外有意义，因为你还记得那种模糊的知觉，而你肯定地知道，I was there too. I was there and I didn’t miss it.

同事：你最近肩膀为什么痛
我：打游戏
同事：哦，那你吃了晚饭今晚回家做什么
我：打游戏

部门里此时至少有五个同事都在听ts新专，笑死

中午和同事讲了这件事，因为他也有较为相似的处境，同事和我的看法近似但比我乐观，他说这是因为我很厉害才会有这样的机会

不想了，我要把自己完全托付给我的宝贝老板

真有点晕了，也不太能归功我自己，应该是老天爷在帮我猛猛运作…谢谢老天爷

跟经理视频开会，同事突然冒出来打招呼
经理（平静：你俩又偷偷约会啊

经理不知道背景里还藏了另外两个同事（

最近的睡眠……很令人惊奇。时间也不算太长，但起床之后就是彻底地醒过来的感觉，非常清醒，一点都不困，一种醒透了的感觉。不知道为啥。

可能是相信着things will come my way，确实很顺利！最近刚开始考虑换租房的事，昨天就收到了公司发的的人才公寓信息，以及住房补贴。住房补贴里每个条件我都刚好吻合。今天成功下签，五月会去欧洲出差顺便玩一下！嗯嗯！本王很开心！

嗯嗯…

一起c 给了另外几个同事，自己也存存，同事边看边哭

Dear beloved friends,
 
Trust this email finds you well on a lovely Spring day. Please kindly find the below UPU announcement. The main content includes:
 
l  Re: the Praise for Eric
l  Re: the Promotion of Eric

  - Praise -
 
Eric has always been a sweet little black cat for all our animal co-workers since the day we share true our fluffy soul identities. He is not always kind, not necessarily good, not quick in replying messages, not forever patient while listening; he is not loved for possessing normal human good traits like the above mentioned, instead, he is loved for who he is – not always kind but has been the kindest and most considerate when it comes to real tough moments, not necessarily good but acts so cleverly in avoiding human traps and continues teaching us his tricks, not quick in replying messages when he knows it’s not urgent anyway, not forever patient while listening (to jojo nonsense) but cares deeply for his fluffy cotton friends and offers his loyal ears all the time in true needs.
 
It is an incredible honor and luck to have Eric, the Genius evil black cat, as a co-worker, as a friend, a family member. In one of the birthday cards that Eric received, one of his friends wrote to him: …being friends with you is one of the most amazing things ever happened. You make me feel less ashamed of myself and able to love myself more.
 
The UPU officially recognizes this, furthermore, UPU would like to add a bit more: Maybe ‘love’ is also a topic of ‘nature vs nurture’. Maybe love is a learnt skill, a prolonged paragraph to be read repeatedly, a myth that no one could ever claim to fully work out. But with you, with the simple fact that we’ve known you and been in love with you, love has all of a sudden become a bit simpler than before. You might be evil, distant, game-obsessive, harsh, and thousands of other bad shapes in your way whenever you like, so be it, your friends still feel more than privileged to take you as a whole. We’d gladly sign this Eric pack and claim him as our most truly loved friend in front of all gods.
 

  - Promotion -
 
It is hereby announced that Eric has been officially promoted as ‘the Blackest of all Black Cats’, ‘the Guardian Angel of Fluffy Souls’, ‘the Best Co-Liver’, ‘the Onest of all Ones’. This shall become effective since April 16th, 2024.
 
May the blessings and recognitions of UPU be with him forever.

看自己的游戏视频，感觉我真是个单纯质朴的小女孩，打过了就乐呵哼歌，没打过就骂骂咧咧

看了一下我自己的游戏视频，嗯……原来我真的喜欢冷笑

肉鸽游戏开局拿到顶级装备的赌博快感真是……我明明已经死了一小时了，笑容还挂在脸上

我付出一切竭力拼搏的游戏视频下面
有人评论：以为打到老爹了，拉到中间一看怎么还在一村
我：什么？什么一村？