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应同事要求给他写了封晋升邮件 

一起c 给了另外几个同事,自己也存存,同事边看边哭

Dear beloved friends,
 
Trust this email finds you well on a lovely Spring day. Please kindly find the below UPU announcement. The main content includes:
 
l  Re: the Praise for Eric
l  Re: the Promotion of Eric

  - Praise -
 
Eric has always been a sweet little black cat for all our animal co-workers since the day we share true our fluffy soul identities. He is not always kind, not necessarily good, not quick in replying messages, not forever patient while listening; he is not loved for possessing normal human good traits like the above mentioned, instead, he is loved for who he is – not always kind but has been the kindest and most considerate when it comes to real tough moments, not necessarily good but acts so cleverly in avoiding human traps and continues teaching us his tricks, not quick in replying messages when he knows it’s not urgent anyway, not forever patient while listening (to jojo nonsense) but cares deeply for his fluffy cotton friends and offers his loyal ears all the time in true needs.
 
It is an incredible honor and luck to have Eric, the Genius evil black cat, as a co-worker, as a friend, a family member. In one of the birthday cards that Eric received, one of his friends wrote to him: …being friends with you is one of the most amazing things ever happened. You make me feel less ashamed of myself and able to love myself more.
 
The UPU officially recognizes this, furthermore, UPU would like to add a bit more: Maybe ‘love’ is also a topic of ‘nature vs nurture’. Maybe love is a learnt skill, a prolonged paragraph to be read repeatedly, a myth that no one could ever claim to fully work out. But with you, with the simple fact that we’ve known you and been in love with you, love has all of a sudden become a bit simpler than before. You might be evil, distant, game-obsessive, harsh, and thousands of other bad shapes in your way whenever you like, so be it, your friends still feel more than privileged to take you as a whole. We’d gladly sign this Eric pack and claim him as our most truly loved friend in front of all gods.
 

  - Promotion -
 
It is hereby announced that Eric has been officially promoted as ‘the Blackest of all Black Cats’, ‘the Guardian Angel of Fluffy Souls’, ‘the Best Co-Liver’, ‘the Onest of all Ones’. This shall become effective since April 16th, 2024.
 
May the blessings and recognitions of UPU be with him forever.

应同事要求给他写了封晋升邮件 

@grassmudhorse 是的!

应同事要求给他写了封晋升邮件 

@blueblueblue 哇看得好感动……这么真诚的爱。

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