魔王（remix) feat. 天才熊 @[email protected]

真是我和我的生活呀

我翻！我存！我置顶！

在情潮欲海里……你的心滴水不沾！

嗯嗯…

一起c 给了另外几个同事，自己也存存，同事边看边哭

Dear beloved friends,
 
Trust this email finds you well on a lovely Spring day. Please kindly find the below UPU announcement. The main content includes:
 
l  Re: the Praise for Eric
l  Re: the Promotion of Eric

  - Praise -
 
Eric has always been a sweet little black cat for all our animal co-workers since the day we share true our fluffy soul identities. He is not always kind, not necessarily good, not quick in replying messages, not forever patient while listening; he is not loved for possessing normal human good traits like the above mentioned, instead, he is loved for who he is – not always kind but has been the kindest and most considerate when it comes to real tough moments, not necessarily good but acts so cleverly in avoiding human traps and continues teaching us his tricks, not quick in replying messages when he knows it’s not urgent anyway, not forever patient while listening (to jojo nonsense) but cares deeply for his fluffy cotton friends and offers his loyal ears all the time in true needs.
 
It is an incredible honor and luck to have Eric, the Genius evil black cat, as a co-worker, as a friend, a family member. In one of the birthday cards that Eric received, one of his friends wrote to him: …being friends with you is one of the most amazing things ever happened. You make me feel less ashamed of myself and able to love myself more.
 
The UPU officially recognizes this, furthermore, UPU would like to add a bit more: Maybe ‘love’ is also a topic of ‘nature vs nurture’. Maybe love is a learnt skill, a prolonged paragraph to be read repeatedly, a myth that no one could ever claim to fully work out. But with you, with the simple fact that we’ve known you and been in love with you, love has all of a sudden become a bit simpler than before. You might be evil, distant, game-obsessive, harsh, and thousands of other bad shapes in your way whenever you like, so be it, your friends still feel more than privileged to take you as a whole. We’d gladly sign this Eric pack and claim him as our most truly loved friend in front of all gods.
 

  - Promotion -
 
It is hereby announced that Eric has been officially promoted as ‘the Blackest of all Black Cats’, ‘the Guardian Angel of Fluffy Souls’, ‘the Best Co-Liver’, ‘the Onest of all Ones’. This shall become effective since April 16th, 2024.
 
May the blessings and recognitions of UPU be with him forever.

看自己的游戏视频，感觉我真是个单纯质朴的小女孩，打过了就乐呵哼歌，没打过就骂骂咧咧

看了一下我自己的游戏视频，嗯……原来我真的喜欢冷笑

肉鸽游戏开局拿到顶级装备的赌博快感真是……我明明已经死了一小时了，笑容还挂在脸上

我付出一切竭力拼搏的游戏视频下面
有人评论：以为打到老爹了，拉到中间一看怎么还在一村
我：什么？什么一村？

接受了我打什么游戏都菜菜的这件事，但我觉得我玩得很快乐

【小骨！——请玩家不要半场开香槟-哔哩哔哩】 https://b23.tv/fd78HOH

一些失去对世界的信任的影像留存

好不容易打死的boss突然亮出了它的第二管血，人就是在这种时候突然失去对世界的信任的，你知道吗

吃了这个樱桃突然就对樱桃小嘴这个词有了不一样的认识，安吉丽娜朱莉就是樱桃小嘴（大连樱桃ver）

我老公给我寄的，你们有吗.jpg

上班时间狂打小骨，同事传来ps5讯息：看看我在主机界面遇到了谁

感觉自己是一个很controlling的宝宝魔王

吃蝴蝶酥可以明显感觉到自己成为糖的奴隶，糖是世界的王

（低头看手机）我：manner本周新品soe豆哥斯达黎加白蜜
（十秒钟后）我：manner本周新品soe豆马达加斯加白蜜

好吃😋

最近家里接连有亲戚生重病，晚上给妈妈打电话的时候，她说以后她和我爸要是生病的话，还是得靠身边的亲戚小辈们照顾，听她聊这些的时候能感觉到她好像也默认了我会在外奔波，不会回家乡。这种默认我也没法反驳，只能…怎么说，互相叮嘱对方注意身体健康。

服用

唉，随机播放放到了secret base，想到去年夏天和同事在ktv里远程办公（你他妈）的时候他特意唱了这首给我听，当时靠在他肩膀上听歌的时候一定没有想到分离原来会这么近这么快（醒醒，他只是去美国，不是死了

今晚炒牛肉，买的明明是小香芹，到手的芹菜壮实得还以为是抢了香油的家受。……切成细条爆炒吃下去了。