**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 04:02

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Apr 30, 2025, 04:02

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比起用传统意义上的白女作为形容词，我觉得同事们更加符合00后整顿职场这个概念

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 04:01

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 04:01

Apr 30, 2025, 04:01

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当时我说冰袋扭不开，她说你交给我把，然后把冰袋丢到地上用脚蹬了几下！！！然后捡起来说现在开了给你吧
我：你有点太极端了

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:58

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:58

Apr 30, 2025, 03:58

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还有个白女同事我也以为很靠谱冷静，熟络了之后发现会

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:57

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:57

Apr 30, 2025, 03:57

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就之前我以为我同事是很坚定很靠谱的那种，直到她和我说她很害怕病房走廊的末尾，感觉很黑很恐怖

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:56

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:56

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英国裔的都有点守旧，老人味很重（喂

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:54

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:54

Apr 30, 2025, 03:54

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澳洲人和美国人和英国人完全不一样啊！

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:54

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 30, 2025, 03:54

Apr 30, 2025, 03:54

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跟我比较熟络的几个白女同事真的各有各的萌点（抽象点

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 29, 2025, 12:08

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 29, 2025, 12:08

Apr 29, 2025, 12:08

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累

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 29, 2025, 04:49

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 29, 2025, 04:49

Apr 29, 2025, 04:49

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内含狗吃shi

好坏的人啊，拉屎给狗吃

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 29, 2025, 04:49

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 29, 2025, 04:49

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内含狗吃shi

同事遛狗，发现狗吃了大便，给狗擦嘴的时候发现闻起来像人屎，同事怀疑有人在人行道拉屎然后被自己狗吃到了，抑郁中

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2025, 23:42

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2025, 23:42

Apr 27, 2025, 23:42

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服了没带早餐

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2025, 00:24

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2025, 00:24

Apr 27, 2025, 00:24

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祝福网友们的每天睡眠时长和回归期的newjeans一样长

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 24, 2025, 04:58

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 24, 2025, 04:58

Apr 24, 2025, 04:58

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等超声等了快10分钟了，

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 23, 2025, 23:02

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 23, 2025, 23:02

Apr 23, 2025, 23:02

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我没忍住一直在笑，对不起！！！过度建政果然有害健康

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 23, 2025, 23:02

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 23, 2025, 23:02

Apr 23, 2025, 23:02

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来个病人大爷看电视选举党政被气到，一怒之下误食了八倍帕金森药，躺在床上继续生闷气中

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 21, 2025, 01:23

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 21, 2025, 01:23

Apr 21, 2025, 01:23

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大家一起来吃食

**todo list [x]** · Apr 21, 2025, 00:39

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**我当劳改犯的三年** @[email protected] · Apr 21, 2025, 00:39

Apr 21, 2025, 00:39

我当劳改犯的三年 @[email protected]

应该各行各业都推行规培，交钱上班，三年培养出对接工作的人才

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 20, 2025, 23:37

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 20, 2025, 23:37

Apr 20, 2025, 23:37

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谁懂在英语工作环境里面听到同事刷短视频出现“诶哟我的吗”私人笑声的心情怎么也逃不出

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 20, 2025, 02:29

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 20, 2025, 02:29

Apr 20, 2025, 02:29

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讲的事情和他们写的病例完全不一样！！

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**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 20, 2025, 02:26

**todo list [x]** @[email protected] · Apr 20, 2025, 02:26

Apr 20, 2025, 02:26

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我：（念笔记）50-100 mg 曲马多 qid，啊不对医生其实开的是他喷他多，他们写错了
我：200 mg 布洛芬bd，后面和我说不要给，忽略掉这个
我：换敷料，早上换吧
我：明天见理疗，明天周天理疗师也不在
我：我服了

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